- Go to work. If unemployed, hone skills and ask people to pay you for them.
- Don’t buy stupid shit you don’t need. If you do, regift at the next required gift giving event.
- Don’t have kids. If you do, don’t send them to college.
- Don’t get sick. If you do, be sure to die quickly. If you have a family and you like them, buy some insurance before getting sick.
Now go earn some money with the time you just saved. You’re welcome.